||[Apr. 13th, 2003|08:58 pm]
Zaphod wouldn't normally go to the monkey for anything, except if he wanted Eddie killed with demands for cups of tea. But Trillian's gone off somewhere in a sulk, and Zaphod has certain needs. Ford refused to help, so that really only leaves the monkey. Unless he were to bring Marvin into the equation, and that… uh, no.
"Hey, monkey man."
"Will you sleep with me?"
"Will. You. Sleep. With. Me?"
Arthur takes a moment to think about this, then decides he really has nothing to lose, given the current circumstances.
"Oh, why not?"
Rupert Giles has always dreamed of meeting Curt Wild. He's nineteen, and his dream has just come true. Of course, he never counted on Ethan Rayne being with him when it happened, but he can work with that.
"Maybe. Who's askin'"?
"We like your records. Any chance of an autograph?"
Lazy eyes flick over them both, fix on Ethan.
"Well, aren't you a pretty thing? Sure. I've got a pen in the suite, if you want to come with me right now".
Ethan stutters. "Can my boyfriend come too?"
Curt laughs, then smiles wolfishly. "Sure. If mine can".
#1. Lovely lovely. Adored the mention of Marvin - which sent me on an interesting mental journey for a moment or two - and Arthur's response. It seemed appropriate. :D
#2. *jumps up and down in glee* It's perfect.
Massive skwee to the first one! Arthur! Zaphod! Eeeeeeee! *fangirls incoherently*
Hee! I don't watch Buffy so I've no idea who Ethan is (everybody knows Giles), but this was sweet. Go, you!
Ethan's only been in, like, five episodes, scattered over... what is it, eight years now? He's an old "friend" of Giles from the Ripper days, and he turns up every so often to shake Giles' life up a bit. He's fun!
#2 - squee!
shiver-worthy, definately. hum tee tum, nine lines of goodness.