paranoidkittenZaphod wouldn't normally go to the monkey for anything, except if he wanted Eddie killed with demands for cups of tea. But Trillian's gone off somewhere in a sulk, and Zaphod has certain needs. Ford refused to help, so that really only leaves the monkey. Unless he were to bring Marvin into the equation, and that… uh, no.
"Hey, monkey man."
"Yes? What?"
"Will you sleep with me?"
Arthur blinks.
"Excuse me?"
"Will. You. Sleep. With. Me?"
Arthur takes a moment to think about this, then decides he really has nothing to lose, given the current circumstances.
"Oh, why not?"
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Rupert Giles has always dreamed of meeting Curt Wild. He's nineteen, and his dream has just come true. Of course, he never counted on Ethan Rayne being with him when it happened, but he can work with that.
"Curt Wild?"
"Maybe. Who's askin'"?
"We like your records. Any chance of an autograph?"
Lazy eyes flick over them both, fix on Ethan.
"Well, aren't you a pretty thing? Sure. I've got a pen in the suite, if you want to come with me right now".
Ethan stutters. "Can my boyfriend come too?"
Curt laughs, then smiles wolfishly. "Sure. If mine can".
