"Whose brilliant idea was it to take him to Fortescue's?"
"That would be yours, husband mine. You said it would keep him quiet."
"Oh, yeah. Oops."
"Well, let's get on with the shopping, then. Just… nowhere with breakables in easy reach of grabby little hands, OK, Harry?"
"Probably a good idea. Right then, little one; let's be off. It might be best if you do the actual shopping, love. I'll take James to look at the animals in the Magical Menagerie, or something."
"Fine by me. Wait… No! Careful! Get his harness, quick!"