- 00:11:35: @calamitykate ...you're making her drink *Fosters*? What did she do to deserve that?
- 00:22:04: @calamitykate Oh. Well, fair enough then!
- 20:22:49: @justshai I didn't know you could even get induced unless the baby was overdue. I mean... why? doesn't make it less painful or anything...
- 21:40:45: @bitty_librarian abusive patrons should totally be denied service until they behave. it's the only way they'll learn it's not on.
- 21:47:40: @bitty_librarian ...because, of course, you're his personal servants and have nothing better to do for several hours than that.
- 21:58:33: @bitty_librarian somewhere, my friend Beth the professional book preserver is shuddering in horror and doesn't know why.
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