- 00:40:18: @calamitykate if you haven't learned better English than that before you reach university age, there's no hope.
- 00:40:43: @calamitykate (unless it's not your first language)
- 19:42:22: @calamitykate ?
- 19:58:28: @weaverandom is Dakota Fanning old enough for your purposes yet? Or maybe she's too elfin...
- 21:43:53: "Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?" "Get CABS!" #abfab
- 21:51:15: "It's a dead body." "Yeah, but is it art, Eddy?" "No, Pats, it's my father." "Are you sure?"
- 22:34:11: @Frito_KAL ...I am NOT a math genius and I'm pretty sure I'd mastered common denominators by the time I was twelve.
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