Hey, look, I'm a grand overdrawn somehow. (I have money, just not in that account, and I'm not touching what I've got unless I have to.) I'm not completely convinced I got paid for June, and I don't have a payslip, so I need to go chasing HR tomorrow. My co-worker has a carnivorous hamster. (I like to bring the random sometimes.) Is this what responsible adult life is always like?