I present myself, I am a man of 25 years. I have a phantasm, it is that which an unknown woman looks at my photographs of me naked and sexy.
If you want my photographs answer me and I send them immediately to you.
I hope not to have to disturb to you and that you will answer my request favorably.
I would really like that is possible because for me it is a dream which an unknown woman looks at my photographs. You would make ego the happiest man in the world.
Please, please accept please.
It is not a joke, I am really motivated, and that is done with a very great discretion.
I probably shouldn't be quite so amused by that. But I am, which is why I post his letter for public mocking.