*SHRIEKS IN RAGE*
The Walker. Gets. A love interest. And and and they took out the Arthurian themes and they're turning it into an Indiana Jones movie and they gave Merriman a freaking mace and Miss Greythorne a sword cane and Ian McShane blatantly hates the source material, the movie and the filming process and is only doing it so he'll have done something he can show his grandkids and I will never stop shrieking about this ever.
What are they doing to my books?
ETA, from Wikipedia: Stanton travels back and forth in time in search of clues, accompanied by his rebellious older brother (Gregory Smith). WHAT. WHAT. NO. I don't care which older brother it is, I just, NO.
*breathes* And now, a meme.
Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon. Y'all know which characters I gravitate to.