2) Employer-type people, if you knew you were looking for someone with web design experience and my CV makes it quite clear I have only limited web design experience, why did you interview me?
3) I'd like the universe to stop beating up on my friends now, please.
4) Because I really need this tonight:
One little compliment can make you feel amazing.
So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal, so I can return the favor. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag so that when you are feeling down, you can go to that entry for a quick pick-me-up and a smile.