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[Jul. 28th, 2005|02:58 pm]
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My printer is an evil bitch machine from hell.

First we have the thing where EVERY SINGLE PAGE I have tried to print all day has jammed, eventually forcing me to call IT and get a technician to come out and a temporary connection to the other office printer. Then we have the bit where it is refusing to do anything. At all. Documents are just not going to the print queue.

And now there is another piece of paper jammed behind the cartridge from where I tried to print a test page, and I can see it, but I cannot get it out.

*throws printer out the window*

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From:zeft
Date:July 28th, 2005 - 02:06 pm
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My printer sucks too. I have a three-in-one, and when the paper jammed and I had to turn it off to retrieve it. When I turned it back on the scanning hardware refused to work. Ever again.
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From:redhawk
Date:July 28th, 2005 - 02:09 pm

Printers suck

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No two ways around it.

Especially cheap-ass home printers.

Too many moving parts for my tastes. No real way around it.

I refuse to print anything unless I absolutely must.

Redhawk

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From:londonbard
Date:July 28th, 2005 - 04:27 pm

Re: Printers suck

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It may start working perfectly the moment you pay for a new one - printers are like that.
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From:redhawk
Date:July 28th, 2005 - 04:29 pm

Re: Printers suck

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All I have to say is - sit the printer down in front of the TV+DVD and play Office Space at it.

Might scare it into behaving.

Redhawk

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From:londonbard
Date:July 28th, 2005 - 06:01 pm

Re: Printers suck

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My old HP seemed to understand the words, "Junk pile" and "In the dumpster you will go, and then they will crrrrrrrrrush you" It often started after hearing those.