First we have the thing where EVERY SINGLE PAGE I have tried to print all day has jammed, eventually forcing me to call IT and get a technician to come out and a temporary connection to the other office printer. Then we have the bit where it is refusing to do anything. At all. Documents are just not going to the print queue.
And now there is another piece of paper jammed behind the cartridge from where I tried to print a test page, and I can see it, but I cannot get it out.
*throws printer out the window*