This is my city, you bastards. What the fuck gives you the right to do this anywhere? And to hit a fucking tourist bus?
*takes a breath*
*tries to calm down*
Okay. I'm in Central London and my chances of getting home tonight (I live out in Surrey) are not looking good. Any chance I could beg a bed for the night off someone? Or a couch, or floorspace? Anything'll do.