I'm bored. And vaguely pissed off, but that may be more-than-not because I'm sick and sleep-deprived, and I have now deleted several successive versions of this post, because I am not going to be passive-aggressively cryptic, dammit!
Argh. There goes another one. I give up.
Nobody who is likely to be reading this sucks. Nobody. There, not saying any more, because if I do it'll turn into a huge rant of crypticness. And I don't want to do that.