August 26th, 2010

bruised_candy Captain Jack

From Twitter 08-25-2010

  • 01:00:45: dear person on eBay, go away. you're patronising, I don't like you, and I won't sell you my painting.
  • 21:06:13: @Schofe take an umbrella and go get your squid! ovens can be used to more or less equivalent of BBQ.
  • 21:19:40: @sarah_cawood is that the one with the creepy little daughters trying to matchmake him?
  • 22:22:14: @Heartsib oh lord. what now? is it worse than the cover with her as a barely-dressed biker chick?
  • 22:25:09: @Heartsib ....*beats head on table*
  • 22:53:17: @rushindoll you take good care of her.
  • 23:14:13: @apiphile I was forced to read it at school and hated it.
  • 23:46:45: @rushindoll @bitty_librarian my cat took to crapping in the sink when we left her alone. until we started leaving an inch of water in it.
  • 23:56:21: @themanwhofell I wanted that to be an option on the poll.

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