February 25th, 2010

bruised_candy Captain Jack

From Twitter 02-24-2010

  • 20:34:44: I was ten minutes late to the first day in a new job and now there is a voicemail AND a text on my phone (it was dead) of "WHERE ARE YOU?!!"
  • 20:35:18: *unhappy about this* but the guy still took me to the IT training and gave me a badge etc. so obviously they still want me.
  • 20:49:17: @Frito_KAL ....I think one bite of that would kill me. or at least send me running to down a pint of milk.
  • 20:54:44: @lauriepink adult-sized?
  • 21:03:35: @lauriepink I NEED THOSE.
  • 22:02:31: "This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

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