For angelislington, a very silly multi-fandom metafic, written because she needed cheering up. Nevvie, if you have any further requests, don't hesitate to ask. And about meeting up, we can meet in London tomorrow if you want - I'm sure if we stay away from the main shopping streets, or make it in the evening, the protests won't be a problem. Or, failing that, maybe I could come to the airport to see you off, if you like? Anyway, enough rambling, here's your story!