"Help. Kidnap. I'm being made-over against my will by two madwomen. Someone call the police!"
The girls just ignored him, except for Miranda's chiding, "Oh, shush. You know you're having fun really."
"I most certainly am not!"
Liv and Miranda, worried that he meant it, turned and looked at him thoughtfully, before exchanging a glance and nodding. Whatever worked...
"Behave, and we'll make it up to you later."
Orlando took that in silently, shrugged, and trailed meekly after the girls.