Because he's so wonderfully delectably gorgeous?
BECAUSE IT'S A FUNNYBAD MOVIE AND IT'S JEREMY SODDING NORTHAM WITH SPECS!
I actually like Mimic. Nice mindless horror fic.
Sorry. But Jeremy Northam! Yes! XD
Nice mindless horror fic, is it? You've been online too much, Ewa, my dear...
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THAT.
Am closing some of these seven windows and doing something non-ficcy.
Brain = somewhere else. XD
Because you find him to be very, very pretty. (DUDE: Watch Happy, Texas. Funny as all hell, and it's got Jeremy Northam. XD)
Oh, I've seen that! Loved it! Have you seen The Winslow Boy?
No, actually, Happy, Texas (that has to be the limit for commas right there XD) is the only Jeremy Northam movie I remember seeing.
And I only saw it for Steve Zahn. *cough*
Because you're a stalker! STALKER! *runs*
Oh, you're not going insane or anything. I did it too. Given my general aversion to bugs, I handled it pretty well (though "Mr. Squeaky Shoes" or whatever his name was did remain in the dark alleys of my mind for a time). I mean, really - what wouldn't we watch for Jeremy? And what wouldn't he make beautiful?