||[Jun. 18th, 2003|10:31 pm]
Written for the rps100 challenge: fire, water, burn.|
"What the hell have you done to the kitchen?"
"I was trying to cook breakfast for you and Viggo. And then the bacon kind of caught fire. And I tried to put it out, but that just made it worse, and I think I destroyed some of your teatowels..."
"Did you use water? You never use water on a grease fire, Orlando!"
"Are you hiding your hand? Show me."
"Oh, that's nasty. Come into the bathroom, love, I've got burn ointment in there. And then me and Viggo will see if we can't make it better, eh?"