That looks like review-spam to me - if I got that I'd assume s/he was copy-pasting that to all the X2 stories s/he'd read/liked.
Also, that's insane. So no, I don't think you're overreacting. Indeed, I think anything short of voodoo dolls is under reacting, but that's probably just me.
Er, yeah, I'd say that's really, really pushing it.
And to be honest, since all of these suggestions are phrased as "can you..." I might respond with, "no, I really can't."
That's 'pushing it to the point of why don't you A) write the fuckers yourself and b) think up some GOOD plots.'
What a wanker.
No, thats pushing it. Thats really, really, really, really... ::Runs out of really's:: >< Pushing it.
What's a professional "striper"?
What I would do, is politely tell them that no, you don't have time to write those stories, but they can if they really want to.
....Okay, just how much monkey crack has s/he been smoking? And, dude, where can I get some?
I would say no, definitely not overreacting. Gah.
*picks self up off floor and tries to stop laughing*
-snickers- i think you ought to write every single one of them. especially number seven. because not only does this world really, really need more mpreg, but i think stjohn would make a great mum.
I don't think you're overreacting at all -- that is like, definitely pushing it. (And ouch, I can't stop laughing. Ouch.) I mean, they didn't even review, they just told you (I mean, suggested) *what* to write? Lame ass.
That's .... just......... ok, my response would be:
7. And No
But thanks for asking.
Someone was on mucho something or other when they wrote that. It's posts/e-mails like that that get deleted with no response. And I love responding to comments.
May there be much strength and patience in your character to endure such as this.
Defiantly pushy. I'm not entirely sure why, but the list just seems a bit...much.
Can you write a story about the character St. John that tells of his life as a professional striper?
Yes, please, do tell us all about his career in the candy cane factory, where he paints the stripes on. Exhilirating!
Also, that list is not only pushing the limits of polite behavior, it is downright farcical. Who is this sad, sad person who badly needs a hobby, and why does s/he have an obsession with turning characters into hermaphrodites?
I've recieved nutty requests from people saying "Can you please write this..." but never quite a long list as that. That's... alarming. I'd advise you to tell them that they should write the fics themselves if they want them written so badly.
Jen / Quoth the Raven